He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette. “I can only truly love my dead best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.
from Mallory Ortberg’s hilarious “Male Novelist Jokes.” (via coketalk)

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Cicada, Stages of Conventionalization
Hugo Froelich, Keramic Studio Magazine, 1905

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Cicada, Stages of Conventionalization

Hugo Froelich, Keramic Studio Magazine, 1905

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

empty-venus:

Breaking news: White fuckboys on twitter bitching how funny it is that Beyoncé is a feminist when she and her dancers were provocative and half naked. Despite feminism being about empowerment and a woman’s right to do whatever the hell she pleases with it, they just don’t seem to be able to grasp this concept.

In other news, men still don’t know what feminism is, still bitter that they aren’t Beyoncé and still making themselves look like asses on the internet.

And now the weather.

Lol at involve more clothes, feminism is exactly the opposite, Strong women doing whatever the fuck they want lol he can stay mad no one cares about his opinion and his poorly shaven beard

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ipissedinyourmountaindew:

shaquilleofeel:

i dont watch evangelion but is that pee? like is this a joke that its so good you have to take a dehydrated piss in a cup instead of getting up?

All of the Reis piss in a vat and swim in it until they are needed.

ipissedinyourmountaindew:

shaquilleofeel:

i dont watch evangelion but is that pee? like is this a joke that its so good you have to take a dehydrated piss in a cup instead of getting up?

All of the Reis piss in a vat and swim in it until they are needed.

I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol —
And knows when to make which.
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my heart is ugly. but it could be all yours.

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